I'm Liz, a camp counselor/teacher who is a little bit crazy and a little bit odd and a whole lotta fun to be around. And now I have the internet. So this'll be good.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
So I’m working at summer camp, right?
And this school can’t make up their minds if they’re going to let me interview by phone or not. Looked like not. Fine, whatever.
Emailed me last night saying “sure, we’ll skype at noon tomorrow, call at 8am to confirm, you’ll need to play and sing for us”
…not only have I not sung a solo for years or played my flute at all for a month, but I TOLD THEM that I would have been working for 44 of the last 52 hours by the time they skyped.
Super helpful. Totally still super want to work there.
A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive)
"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.
He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.